Posted by: shotgunfacelift | October 5, 2009

My dream job, literally

As you may have heard, scientists are going hardcore on next generation Sleep Research this coming year (Shit just got real) and my God is this my dream job. Apparently you get paid by the hour to sleep in a very comfortable, absolutely silent setting while being hooked up to a variety of machines. (while being surrounded by hot nurses with big tits.)

An actual photo from a real sleep research clinic. I wish I was joking. Patient: Doc, Ive got a pain in my.. crotchal region, kiss it better please.

An actual photo from a real sleep research clinic. I wish I was joking. 'Patient: Doc, I've got a pain in my.. crotchal region, kiss it better please.'

Who, on the face of the planet wouldn’t consider such a lucrative offer? Being paid to sleep, God. I know what I’m doing this summer. Maybe I’ll be able to get a nurse to join in on the research too.

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Responses

  1. Homg. No. Stfu and become a ‘medic, innit’.

  2. You…just…have…to sleeep?
    Apart from the -erm- nurses part (for me atleast =P), sweeeeeeet!

  3. Looks more like Psychiatric Porn…

  4. Hooked up to variety of machines while creepy plastic porn stars hovers around you. That’s my idea of hell.


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